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A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone numbers).

The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy: “Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?

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- Posted on June 19th, 2009 in Pages, Personal Development, Humour, Management | 2,959 Views | Comments (1)

The limerick:

For the difference in guys and gals in words plain.
consider, following explanation is in the lighter vein,
Boys are though smarter, intelligent and adventurous,
Girls are hard-working, sincere and quite studious,
The fact of boys being naughtier is seen in brain,

The specific human brains are exemplified hereunder:
Use Right click, and open both the links in separate windows, so that you can compare them,
learn and enjoy :-)
The Female Brain
The Male Brain

The real human brain. It’s wet, it’s wiggly and it’s wild.

- Posted on November 11th, 2008 in Humour | 2,542 Views | Comments (0)

SOLUTIONS

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- Posted on October 13th, 2008 in Pages, Humour, Puzzles, Free Stuff | 2,637 Views | Comments (0)

best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian……

A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up
their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the
Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
“Look up

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- Posted on July 17th, 2008 in Humour, Management, Free Stuff | 2,922 Views | Comments (0)

Santa Singh decided to write the MBA exams.
He could understand everything except for the LOGIC part.
One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardarji friends came home.
Friend: Santa Singhji, how are your MBA preparations going?
Santa Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Friend: Logic is very easy.
Santa Singh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Friend: OK. Do you have a fish tank in your house?
Santa: Yes.
Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.
Santa: Yes.
Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Santa: Yes.
Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Santa: Yes.
Friend: I guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Santa: Yes.
Friend: So, logically, you are married.
Santa: Yes.
Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.
Santa Singh was very glad and he now understood logic.

Next day he sees Banta Singh who was also preparing for MBA.
Santa: How is your MBA preparation?
Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Santa: Oh, logic is easy.
Banta: Please, give me an example.
Santa: Do you have a fish tank in your house?
Banta: No, I don’t.
Santa: Saala !!!……HOMO!!!!

Priyavrat Thareja

- Posted on July 10th, 2008 in Pages, Humour, Free Stuff | 1,443 Views | Comments (0)