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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some answers:

(a) Ch..Ch..Ch..Ch……….. Chicken!
Run over by a Messey Fergussen…
Must have been by-now in the kitchen.

(b) Well! There must have been a Chick across the road… The Chicken went after her?

(c) This side there were reasons of an impending bird flue! the other side of the road is You.

(d) To avoid being bitten,
by a chic-loving kitten,
and invited over a game for hide and seek
The opportunist chicken managed to sneak.

The contributions from you are welcome….., and they will fall in the Queue,
after the following good ones:

BALRAJ : Chick; Where else! Chasing after a chic’s legs nay tandoori legs

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by “chicken”? Could you define “chicken” please?

GEORGE W. BUSH: I don’t think I should have to answer that question. It happened back in my drinking days.

STROM THURMOND: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

AL GORE: I did not know that chicken was going to give me campaign donations.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent hardworking American.

RALPH NADER: I don’t know why, but I bet it had something to do with escaping corporate control.

JOHN McCAIN: If there was finance reform, the chicken never would have been forced to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion, and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

NRA: It is our constitutional right to shoot chickens crossing the road.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

SIGMOND FREUD: The fact that you are concerned that the chicken crossed the road explalns your underlying sexual tendency to vote the way you do.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Did the chicken cross the road?
Did it cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I’ve not been told.

BILL GATES: I have just released echicken2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay e-eggs, file your important documents, and keep track of how many times you visit different internet sites. echicken2000 cannot be separated from Windows 2000, no matter how hard we try.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens are free to cross the road without having their motives called into question.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your faces? The chicken was going to the “other” side. That’s why “they” call it the “other” side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you let it cross the road, then you too will become gay. That’s why we need the freedom to keep chickens from living around the rest of us.

THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens and said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

MANMOHAN SINGH: Because of Liberalisation, the chicken can now afford to cross the road.

BAJPAI AB “Yeh Chicken hai ke maanta Nahin?”

- Posted on April 30th, 2008 in Pages, General, Humour | 2,336 Views |

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