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A Chat between Father and a hosteler.Pages

The Chat applied with adaptations to system Command prompts,
simulating how do they both converse:-

The daughter Logs-in-on Chat at the Cyber Lab;

Be***** @pec.ac.in
Hello! Papa, Do you hear me?

Father
Yes Beta, How are you?

Be****@pec.ac.in
On the top of the world Papa; only thing is I have to pay the mess fee, and have exhausted my pocket money too.

Father
But I sent you Rs. 8ooo/-just a fortnight ago?

Be*****@pec.ac.in
File not Saved!

Father
How were your marks in Physics test?

Be*****@pec.ac.in
Bad Command or File Name!

Father
Look Beta! This way you would spoil your percentage (GP (Grade Point Average)

Be***** @pec.ac.in
Variable Not Found!

Father
Now Look. Next time if your test results are bad, I am going to come and talk to your Director about you

The daughter is scared. Now notice the change of mood!

Be*****@pec.ac.in
But Papa, how Can i study without books? i have to buy …@ …@ …

Father
Ok I am sending you another Draft tomorrow.

Be***** @pec.ac.in
Thank you papa, you are great! But you could rather send me your Credit Card?

Father
Sharing Violation. Access Denied.

Be***** @pec.ac.in
Papa, I have to attend classes one after another. And on learning that My Courier-wala had been carrying my Draft searching me, it becomes too difficult to chase him and thereby miss more lectures. So Credit Card is a must. I have to have fast access to money.

Father
Too many Parameters.

Be*****@pec.ac.in
And how difficult is the running around! It is a great disadvantagc, not owing a Mobike in PEC, where time is always a rare commodity.

Father
Data Type Mismatch

Be*****@pec.ac.in
Papa why Don’t you understand. you only want Output. Even Carnot prescribed 20% inefficiency as a pre-empted gap.

Father
It’s By Default

Be*****@pec.ac.in
What about my bike?

Father
file in use,Try again

Be*****@pec.ac.in
disgusting papa,what is my value?

Father
Unknown Virus
;-)

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Some students appealed for DOE exam to be held on 25th may between 2-5 pm.

Since it appears to go unnoticed, and I am busy in Conf on Advances in Mfg Tech at NITTTR,
pleease be available for exam at 9 pm.

Thareja

- Posted on May 24th, 2013 in Pages, Technical, General, Education, Publications, Computers | 3,481 Views |

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