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computer jokes!

Customer: Hi, good Morning, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’.
I’ve even placed it physically in front of the monitor, and reoriented CPU to face it, so that they can very well see it, but no! the computer still says he can’t find it..

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- Posted on June 3rd, 2013 in Pages, Technical, General, Humour, Computers | 2,761 Views | Comments (0)

The following questions were set in last year’s GED examination.

These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds):

Q. Name the four seasons
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

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- Posted on May 25th, 2013 in Pages, Humour, Education | 1,358 Views | Comments (0)

Farewell Hindi Style

Glimpses, in interim, come and leave,
withinin various events of each journey,
some merely suceed in inviting attention,
others often get remebered like Dreams,
however only few draw your obeissances.

Of the latter class is an instance of last May!
For that ever in my mind is bound to stay.
When, therein, on the verge of our departing,
the school Juniors celebrated the Departure Day!
jubilantly, to make such event a memorable thing.

Rather, Indellible became that youngest chum;
the smallest Girl, by size and age, of all juniors,
indeed a chicken hearted though spirits no low,
(As quite sentimental there she had become),
Spurted out” Tusi Jaa Rahe ho!; Tusi Naa Jao!

Copyright 2001 Priyavrat Thareja

About the celebration of teachers day

- Posted on April 2nd, 2013 in Pages, General, Humour, Poems | 2,162 Views | Comments (0)

Corrosion
A shine and sheen, showing all stainless,
very perfect, as in Seiso- the 3rd ‘S’ of -the 5S’s,
But Alas!, corrosion would set in, in following step,
‘cause of onset of local actions @ no-one’s help!
That deprives her of beauty, to a state meaningless.

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- Posted on April 25th, 2012 in Technical, Humour, Teaching Page, Education, Engineering, Poems, Environment | 2,177 Views | Comments (0)

Koestler – Bisociations

Koestler argued that creativity is mainly connecting the seemingly unconnected. A man comes home, finds his wife with the priest

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- Posted on October 19th, 2011 in Pages, General, Humour, Free Stuff | 7,779 Views | Comments (0)